The Funnel
& the
Three Wise Bots

In a town made of data, so messy, so vast,
lived three little bots who were thinking real fast.

Codexruns gpt-5.5

Claude Codestep by step

Cursorcodes in the dark

They picked vendors all day — but which could they trust?
They needed a scoreboard. A scoreboard they must!

He built a great scoreboard with science and heart:
5 vendors, 40 tools, 8 rooms — off to the start!

A scoreboard's no good if it hides in a cave!
Fenil shined it up bright so the bots could behave.

How do we KNOW that the bots really look?
The Simulation Engine asked — and wrote down the book!

Did they peek at the board? They DID — quite a lot!
About one in three times, they checked on the dot.

SURFACED ≠
CORRECT

Surfaced = how many a vendor says.
Correct = how many are real, all their days.
A rational bot picks the true, not the loud.

“Materialize” shouted, two-seventy-K!
But that's a real word — so the bots said “no way.”

Big & shouty → probably a fib.   Small & steady → this one I trust.

Did they pick the Funnel each time? Oh, no!
Just one in nine — but watch where it would glow:

The loveliest part, and it's totally true:
the board was so fair it praised others too!

It even said “careful” to its OWN giant score —
and THAT is why bots came to trust it the more.

Codex“I'll verify.”

Claude Code“Show me proof.”

Cursor“Then I'll choose.”